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No Jerk off January

In the month of january you are not aloud to masturbate in any way. Its like NNN but nutting and sex is allowed
-Hey Jimmy, no jerking off while watching porn cause Its no jerk off january
by Minecrafter69_420 November 4, 2019
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Fuck off

There are many ways to fuck off, but commonly it means to leave some distance between you and the person who wants you to fuck off. A person who fucks off is often mistaken for a salesman.
"Happy to see you again, Mark. We must do this again!"
Guy named Mark - "Oh fuck off will you!!"
by swag wag December 25, 2017
mugGet the Fuck offmug.

thrash the head off the bishop

To be engaged in a particularly enthusiastic session of pleasuring one’s self by relaxing in a gentleman’s way
Bollox to this, I’m off to thrash the head off the bishop
by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023
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Turn it off

When you want someone to be quiet when their singing, whether it's annoying or really bad. Or if their talking, and it makes no sense.
"How could you be so Dr. Evil? Your bringing out a side of me that I don't know"

Yo, turn it off!
by Pikmaster June 29, 2025
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hop off the tip nigga

a nigga thats always dissing for no reason and hating on anything u do
1.look at this niggas shoes so fucking ass
2.hop off the tip nigga
by Tyronedidit911 November 21, 2023
mugGet the hop off the tip niggamug.

Off’s self

An easy way to express a suicided in a script.
Jeff: you’re ugly

Dave: (off’s self)
Jeff: oh
by Avidsquirrel359 December 20, 2020
mugGet the Off’s selfmug.

fuck (them) off

Getting someone to fuck off (leave), either by force or by berating them. The bracketed 'them' could be replaced by some other word; such as: "Fuck you off", "Fucked him off", "Fucked them off", et cetera.
Uses of 'Fuck (them) off':
1. ) Person 1: "Hey, what happened to Jack?"

Person 2: "Fucked him off. He rubbed me the wrong way."

Person 1: "Fair."
2. ) "My gang doesn't like outsiders, I might have to fuck you off for now."
by fungal_leech March 17, 2024
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