by Doctor ReZ September 21, 2012
Get the Jam Babymug. When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.
"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
by Skalkin November 10, 2019
Get the clubbing baby sealsmug. Also known as Thursday, Baby Friday is the best night of the week to get loose.
Think about it, you've made it through the bulk of the week, now you wanna dance, maybe a few drinks.
If you are hungover the next day, you only have one more day of work, the last day before the weekend.
Plus, you get it out of your system so you can have a sober weekend if you want...
And the cherry on top, it's less likely to set a bad pace for your next week like a Saturday or Sunday night binge does.
The best night of the week to get funky is Baby Friday.
Think about it, you've made it through the bulk of the week, now you wanna dance, maybe a few drinks.
If you are hungover the next day, you only have one more day of work, the last day before the weekend.
Plus, you get it out of your system so you can have a sober weekend if you want...
And the cherry on top, it's less likely to set a bad pace for your next week like a Saturday or Sunday night binge does.
The best night of the week to get funky is Baby Friday.
"Hey, let's check out the Baby Friday night at Heritage Hall - it's basically the weekend and I'm ready to party!"
by hemlockmusic August 18, 2025
Get the Baby Fridaymug. Any one born in the era of Google whos parents turn to Google for answers about feeding, teething, illness, etc...
"Why does Emily think she is dying every time she has a headache?"
"Because she was one of those 'Google Babies,' whos parents Googled all their symptoms."
"Because she was one of those 'Google Babies,' whos parents Googled all their symptoms."
by P.R.Moritz February 24, 2023
Get the Google Babiesmug. by ella baby eater June 17, 2022
Get the babysmug. by BeastOfBosses April 28, 2023
Get the baby packermug. 1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.
2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.
2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.
"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"
"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."
"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."
by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025
Get the Columbian Baby Battermug.