National Jerk Off Day

On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.

It's national jerk off day!! Finally!!

by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022

slap off ya head

To hit someone in the head, it's a Bahamian term.

Jaden: " i hate you."

Chirs: " dont make me slap off ya head!"

by huyjyjhnklkgtfv November 17, 2016

off party

2 or more people have a party for the last time before they all kill themselves.

(All names are made up.)

Lars: Hey! You ready for the off party tonight!? Don’t chicken out on me!

Kayla: I would never! I can’t wait to have a great night with everyone for the last time!

by AngelicBunny November 6, 2019

That can shake a dwarf off a ladder

Something that disrupts a normal event.

John: Damn that car is so loud!
Kane: Yeah, that can shake a dwarf off a ladder

by freakbeanz August 10, 2025

the sawed off

Chugging two 375ml bottles of liquor at the same time

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Sawed Off when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”

by Stew&theJew May 2, 2018

fendy off the razzi

Verb.

The act of fending off the paparazzi

Adj.

To be so famous that one is constantly fending off the paparazzi

Verb. "After my video went viral, I had to hire a bodyguard to fendy off the razzi."

Adj. "My boy so fresh, he fendy off the razzi!"

by StanleeLovitz February 7, 2019

Greening off

When you jerk off too hard while you are high

What’s up, babe? What are you doing? Oh not much just greening off!!!

by Henry245 May 8, 2025