ass sandwich

The act of inserting a piece of bread, meat, or cheese between the cheeks of someone's ass, including your own, with the direct intention of feeding it to someone too drunk to notice.

That fat bitch was so drunk I gave her an ass sandwich.

by OG Pueblo October 9, 2007

punch ass

after the use of the term kick ass died out, this really hott chick who will remain nameless invented this SICK word, even though it is slightly harder to punch someones ass than kick it.

Dude1:OMGZORS DUDE SHIT!!!111one I WON THE FUCKIN LOTTO
Dude2:HOLY FUCKTARD THATS FUCKING PUNCH ASS!!!!!1shift+one

by Vinny D. August 16, 2004

ass skirt

1. a small tuft of hair surrounding the anus that resembles a skirt
2. Incomplete Brasilian bikini wax

"I was going down on this chick last night and looked down from her cooch only to find an ass skirt below. She needs to spend mo' money on her wax job."

by Blaze It Up! April 21, 2008

ass puncher

One who physically hits someone else in their buttox with their fist.

My girlfriend is an ass puncher because she always punches me in the ass.

by bryan October 11, 2004

riding ass

The sexual act of a man inserting his penis in a womans anus (while in the doggy style position) and wrapping his legs around her thighs. Now he would bounce on her ass as if riding a hourse.

A link to a riding ass video www.xnxx.com/video5439140/big_butts

by ExplicitRox June 14, 2016

ass pussy

When a fat chicks stomach hangs so low it resembles an ass.

She has an ass pussy!

by blick blach October 8, 2011

Ass Carrots

These are carrots that are grown in the bowels of a fat dude and then pooped out into a tub of boiling water so that the carrots can boil to a simmer and then the fat guy gobbles up the boiling carrots with his steaming butthole.

Ass Carrots are so delicious!

by E? September 3, 2006