Gutter Balls

When a males testicles become trapped in the perineum area between the scrotum and the anal passage, causing a sweaty testicular mess.

"Oh man, I got the worst case of Gutter Balls on the bus home from space camp. My balls are so sweaty and contorted! What a mess!"

by Big daddy ball talker May 25, 2013

grab capitalism by the balls

N.B: this expression is supposed to be used mainly by WASPs when talking to other WASPs, but this is not mandatory; non-WASPs can, but again this is not mandatory, use other perfectly correct English translations of the same Latin phrase, such a 'grab life by the horns', among others.

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial line' grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, Thomas Hobbes and John Locke, but i doubt it they would have used the exact same words.

by Sexydimma June 12, 2013

chop sticks and sperm balls

When a girl uses her Boobs to play with your ball sack.

Jacob likes the move chop sticks and sperm balls!

by DubbyDzn January 3, 2014

Sneezed my balls off

When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out

Man that's a nasty cold, I sneezed my balls off all night long.

by DrInfidel January 7, 2014

cains balls

They belong in Tiffany's mouth

cains balls belong in Tiffany's ass

by Assman717booty January 14, 2014

russian ball pit

1) A gathering of nude bearded men who, after having consumed a large amount of Vodka, rub their testicles together in a pit or hole in the ground. This is usually done in effort to remove the hair from the scrotum of each participant.

2) A ball pit filled mostly with straight Vodka containing a sporadic spread of floating colourful balls. Used in some areas of the world to bathe.

1) "I woke up this morning in a russian ball pit and now by balls are chaffed."

2) "I woke up this morning in a russian ball pit and now I'm as clean as a whistle."

by braincreation January 19, 2014

inner balls

Inner Balls - A woman that physically has no balls, but has more balls than most men.

Steve - "That woman busts her balls everyday at work."
Mike - "Wait women don't have balls!"

Steve - "Mike, those are Inner balls and she has more than most guys I know!"

by Ettson February 1, 2014