Shit Spit

When you fuck a girl in the ass then let her shit in your mouth, then spit it back in her ass.

After Mike&Mary dropped their son off at daycare, they did a Shit Spit.

by SouthPark&Juggalo April 5, 2005

shit star

the smelly glory hole

Show us your shit star, whore!

by Carrick April 27, 2003

shit happens

Jehovah's Witness view of Shit Happens: "Shit has been prophesied and is imminent! Only the righteous shall survive it happening!"

Gaze thine sallow orbs upon the definition inscribed above, young acolyte, and observe how the Striped Erzulie can turn "see above" into more than 20 words through the wonders of bullshit.

by The Striped Erzulie September 20, 2005

Shit poster

Someone who takes to some normie ass social site like facebook and shares shit like africa by toto ALL THE TIME. People who generally have weak meme games.

person 1: Sam Palmer is such a shitposter
person 2: Someone should tell him the shitposting needs to stop
Sam P: Im not a shit poster (lies)

by slavdancer February 1, 2018

shit fire

when you eat too much hot sause that your shit feals like fire

man i ate to much spicy wings im gunna shit fire tonight

by charlie March 30, 2005

shitting down

the act of sitting down to take a jobby

i'm shitting down, i'll be out in a minute

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

shit crumbs

Those brown specks on the bathroom floor around the toilet.

Those aren't little pieces of milk chocolate on your bathroom floor. Them is shit crumbs!

by wouldaben January 10, 2011