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Getting lmfaod

When you let the entire cohort of teachers bust up inside of you, and the get the video leaked to the grade 8’s.
Holy Shit, Lucas is Getting lmfaod”
by Yaser Jafar January 23, 2025
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Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...
JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"

Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
mugGet the If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?mug.

kiss or get off the pot

When a person take more time than necessary to do something.
When a person is parking for a long time:

-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!
by The Rocha April 3, 2018
mugGet the kiss or get off the potmug.

Getting Blacked

The act of putting your mouth over the exhaust of a car and inhaling the fumes, blackening one's lungs.
"Are we getting blacked later?"

"He got totally blacked off the Ford Focus last night"
by Smoke_Stack_ May 19, 2024
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Get a rustlers ya dick

1. A statement that is used to discourage a person from disappointment as a result of unrealistic expectations. The origin of which comes from the Rustlers Burgers alluring sales pitch, only to be terribly disappointed as you bite into a soggy-bunned nuclearly calcified burger!

2. A statement that can also be an implication of an unhealthy dose of scepticism.
Guy one: " Hey man I'm going to quit smoking, stop getting drunk and hit the gym!"

Guy two: " Man, as if, get a rustlers ya dick!"
by Jo the Jo April 22, 2018
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get yammed on

Taking a shit in a condom with the most precise aim. Then cumming into the shit filled condom. And launching it at a buddy or a random stranger
Get yammed on "Yo that dude just got yammed on son."
by Greaserpeaser October 30, 2018
mugGet the get yammed onmug.

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