Surprise Sex

A jokingly term used to describe "Rape" in Adult Japanese Animation Anime i.e. Hentai Manga Doujinshi etc.

A women opens door to her bedroom

a man is on her bed smiling

he grabs her and begins having his way with her

And says surprise sex time!

by Shinji Ex May 6, 2011

manly nipple sex

A synonym for chest bump, usually used sarcastically or to dissuade another man.

Bob: "Woo go team YEAH! Get over here Dylan!"

Dylan: "Woo it's manly nipple sex time YEAH!"

Bob: "...Uh, that's cool Dylan, you can just stay over there."

by Tom from November 1, 2008

h&r block sex

when you have sex with your tax service provider inside of a box immediately after doing your taxes

hey tax guy... wanna h&r block sex after this?

by taxevader77 May 12, 2021

Supprise Sex

who calls it rape these days
its now offically know as supprise sex!

Supprise Sex: Whilst woman is asleep, start rooting her (anus or vagina take the pick) and if she wakes up SUPPRISE BITCH!

by P-Dogga! October 15, 2008

white sex

its when you go real real fast and call the girls name so any times

man; =FUCKING TAKE THAT KATIE YOU LIKE IT HUH KATIE
TAKE IT LOOK ME IN THE FACE KATIE..TAKE IT KATIE
WOMAN:OMG UH UH UH
morgan freeman:the white species having white sex

by AlphaRawDough May 20, 2010

phone sex

the act of using the vibrate function on a cell phone to pleasure ones self.

Amy was having wicked phone sex in calculus the other day.

by man15 May 7, 2004

anuginal sex

a form of sex in which the penis is inserted into the vagina(doggy style fasion), then pulled from the vagina and inserted in the anus. Then pulled from the anus and put in the vagina once again. This process is repeated at double the rate of average humping in order to simulate sex in both areas at the same time, aka double penetration.

Bob and Mary had anuginal sex and now Mary has a vaginal hemerrhoid!

by j stim August 11, 2004