Baby spoonie

The one that gets all thel belly rubs, kissing and cuddling before going to bed.

Selin is such a baby spoonie. I always asks for belly rubs, cuddles and kisses in middle of a night.

by YikesRebuttal January 15, 2024

baby exchange

When you cum inside an envelope that came inside an envelope and return to the original sender

Ken: Did you mail that envelope back in?

Tyler: Of course, I made sure to include the baby exchange.

by Thetiedyeburrito September 27, 2018

Baby birded

When you accidentally vomit in someone’s mouth during a drunken makeout.

Dude, I was so drunk last night I thought I regurgiburped but actually I was baby birded by a ladyboy on Silom Soi 4.

by Bkk4 January 1, 2020

Wicked baby

Babies conceived while listening to Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game, the sexiest song of all time.

Ben was born in the 90’s, do you think he’s a Wicked baby?

by Donnie Brooks October 31, 2018

Baby Ball Bitch

When niggas be complainin all the time.

Me: Hey bro you wanna go to the club?
Bitch ass Nigga: Nah them bitches is lame plus I ain't got nutthing to wear.
Me: you's a baby ball bitch

by Briricha23 July 27, 2016

Baby

1.) An infant. A human between the ages of zero and two.

2.) An insult. Someone who is emotional and childish. Shouldn't get taken seriously.

3.) A pet name. Usually for your child or your significant other. Sometimes people will call strangers who are younger than them "baby", too.

1.) "Mama, I just had my baby! You're a Granny, now! His name is Nick."

2.) "Have you met Sam, yet? She's such a baby. She cried, because her team lost in basketball in 2nd period."

3.) "Hey, Baby, did you have a good day at work today? I sure didn't. Maybe tomorrow."

by Lavenders_Llama April 6, 2021

decapitated baby

A wholely fabricated lie that has spread around so fast with no way of the public to verify its truth.

His claim of the attrocity committed turns out to be just a decapitated baby. It was purely made up but that doesn't stop the mainstream news outlets from spreading it.

by watermelonpal October 29, 2023