Low Income White Girl Eyes is defined as...
A white girl with low-income eyes will stare at you with dull, vacant, soulless eyes and expect you to know that they like you. Oh, and they're kinda crazy. That's an understatement btw.
Why did the white girl with low-income eyes stare at the menu for 10 minutes?
Because she was mentally adding up her total with tax before committing to the side of fries.
Why does the white girl with low-income eyes love thrift stores?
Because it's the only place where she can buy "vintage" and "necessary" at the same time!
A white girl with low-income eyes will stare at you with dull, vacant, soulless eyes and expect you to know that they like you. Oh, and they're kinda crazy. That's an understatement btw.
Why did the white girl with low-income eyes stare at the menu for 10 minutes?
Because she was mentally adding up her total with tax before committing to the side of fries.
Why does the white girl with low-income eyes love thrift stores?
Because it's the only place where she can buy "vintage" and "necessary" at the same time!
by Fentjamin Master February 7, 2025

by logan paulllllllllllll January 15, 2018

by McEngineerface December 1, 2020

White soul-Im not white, I'll prove it, I'll fuckin stab you.
Other guy- White people stab people too, I don't know what you're trying to prove. You're as violent as they come, just like me. If I tried to stick a fork in you...
White soul-You'd be the one who was done, not me.
Other guy-Thank you for proving my point.
Other guy- White people stab people too, I don't know what you're trying to prove. You're as violent as they come, just like me. If I tried to stick a fork in you...
White soul-You'd be the one who was done, not me.
Other guy-Thank you for proving my point.
by Solid Mantis November 2, 2019

whore autocorrected to white steph:
a golden trio preferably named iz, lucy & izzy who obsess over fictional characters and celebrities who they will never meet but like to think we can. if the conversations ever got leaked they would certainly be executed or worse. literally everyone’s favorite trio, braleyton have nothing on them. humor is dark but elite. only believe in colin donnel, sophia bush, tracy spiridakos & claire holt supremacy they have white steph group chats on every app. they also have a spotify playlist & pinterest board. get yourself a gc like white steph. i dare you.
a golden trio preferably named iz, lucy & izzy who obsess over fictional characters and celebrities who they will never meet but like to think we can. if the conversations ever got leaked they would certainly be executed or worse. literally everyone’s favorite trio, braleyton have nothing on them. humor is dark but elite. only believe in colin donnel, sophia bush, tracy spiridakos & claire holt supremacy they have white steph group chats on every app. they also have a spotify playlist & pinterest board. get yourself a gc like white steph. i dare you.
white steph in spams:
iz: do you guys wanna see my favorite tracy pic of the day
lucy and izzy: here we go again
iz: i’m baso kim kardashian now
lucy: SO TRUE AHSHAJSHAHS
izzy: do you have a big bum
lucy: i feel like my insides are gonna burst i hate being a woman. gonna drop out and grow a penis
izzy: LITERALLY
iz: imagine having a penis
iz: do you guys wanna see my favorite tracy pic of the day
lucy and izzy: here we go again
iz: i’m baso kim kardashian now
lucy: SO TRUE AHSHAJSHAHS
izzy: do you have a big bum
lucy: i feel like my insides are gonna burst i hate being a woman. gonna drop out and grow a penis
izzy: LITERALLY
iz: imagine having a penis
by bruliansupremacy February 27, 2021

My ex-wife is disgusting and I can’t stand her. But I was horny, so I got on top of her and gave her the black-and-white cookie.
by Art Ritis January 29, 2022

When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.
Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.
by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023
