Cock juggling thunder cunt

An explosive cunt of epic proportions who indulges is throwing many penis' around his/her person.

Made famous by Ryan Reynolds in Blade Trinity.

Look at that cock juggling thunder cunt over there.

Omg you a right cock juggling thunder cunt.

I smashed that cock juggling thunder cunt's back doors in.

by pissflap mcgee May 24, 2013

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Captain-bag-o-cocks

Adjective used to describe someone who has surpassed douche bag level.

Is it me, or does it seem like Captain-bag-o-cocks just wants to watch the whole world burn?

by Bigbrotherthuner August 12, 2018

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suck my cock mum

Something you say when your dad is away

Suck my cock mum.

by dell lo September 20, 2020

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skiing down cock mountain

Jerking off a series of men to climax in succession in the style of a downhill skier using ski-poles.

Rob : Have you had Terrance
John : Are you joking?! He's had everyone in here...he's been skiing down cock mountain
Rob : Well I never....

by Ian Bunton, call me "Bunny" September 17, 2014

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A young male who seeks out older men to give them head in public places and then continues to say that he has a sex life. Acts like a tough guy and says stuff like "Ill kick yo ass pussy" even though they are often too small to do so, hence the "fetus" part. They usually grow out of it and eventually become an ok person.

Nathan: What the fuck!? Jimmy?!?

Jimmy: Oh shit Nathan what the fuck!?!?

Nathan: Are you sucking off my grandpa?!?!

Jimmy: I can explain!

Nathan: Imma record this shit bruh. You a cock sucking fetus boy.

by IIIIEFIUOHEOWIUFHJAIL June 10, 2020

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