cricket face

Someone with big beady eyes who's jokes are unoriginal and boring

This dude got cricket face!

by Big tits 203 May 12, 2016

face mapping

The act of inadvertently providing your physical location to law enforcement, stalkers, and all uninterested parties by way of Facebook. Often done in an effort to appear urbane and worldly, this affliction usually occurs when Facebook addiction has taken hold.

"I'm just stopping for a quick latte at the first original Starbucks on State and Main."!!! :) was the last post submitted by Mary Brown before the armed stalker entered and ended her brief but eloquent life. Police officials are warning the public of the consequences of constant face mapping which has resulted in an 10% increase in assaults and homicides.
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."

by rankled up July 21, 2009

Fish Face

A person who can't show any emotions on his face

“ omg are you crying? “
“ lol no i have a fish face, i’m actually laughing “

by Afish4aday September 17, 2019

village face

The quality of having a face similar to that of a Russian villager. Synonymous with homely and haggard, suggesting familiarity with farming practices.

Sveta thinks the girl at the corner of the table has village face and is unlikely to ever get married

by OhNoPotato August 12, 2016

opposite face

An insult meaning your ass is where your face is supposed to be and vice versa.

a really good comeback

"opposite face"

by KILLAKURT203 March 24, 2010

Middley Face

Someone whose facial features are all centered in the middle of their face. A face with large margins.

I'd like to punch P. Diddy in his Somali pirate looking, middley face.

by A. Ling May 20, 2024

Resting Charlatan Face

Mike "Tiny" Johnson's permanent expression

Appearing on CPAN, Preacher of the House Mike "Tiny" Johnson got his ass chewed out (not in a good way) by furious, conservative callers, who dragged him for filth over keeping the House out-of-session and blocking the Epstein discharge petition. one after the other, angry people told Mike he's a fucking idiot and my dude just sat there with Resting Charlatan Face like he was staring at a Burger King drive-up menu written in French.

by Uncle Joosie October 10, 2025