Off-fee

Short form of 'Office Coffee'- generally of a substantially lower quality than that preferred by the drinker, but a readily available source of caffein.

"I was so Flat Out this afternoon, that I couldn't even get across the street to Starbucks, and had to choke down two cups of Off-fee from the breakroom just to stay awake."

by The Envoy April 3, 2009

Fuck Off

FUCK OFF MEANS BEAT IT, NOT BEAT IT IN THE CONTEXT OF MASTURBATING. BEAT IT ALSO MEANS BEATING THE DICK TILL IT CUMS.

FUCK OFF AND SHUT THE FUCK UP, i say to an imaginary alien.

by tunip the vegimal March 16, 2022

Jacked Off

Annoyed, Aussie slang

I'm jacked off that David told everyone he loved me, when in fact he was rooting someone else.

by Gilba May 6, 2022

Off-Twitter

Usually stated in preface to a spoken, offline expression of an opinion that would risk disapproval, backlash or cancellation if posted on social media.

"I support trans rights, but off-Twitter, I don't think it's fair for trans-men to compete on women's teams."

by Outta Sight August 5, 2022

Off the worm

OR off the wyrm; a reality check. Getting back to work after slacking or spacing out.

Referencing the tequila worm. As in you aren't drunk any more and have a hangover but have to get to work anyway.

After Summer I'm off the worm. Mom says I gotta get a job.

by rewolf7 July 8, 2014

Joshing off

Basically jacking off but in abandoned buildings

"who was joshing off behind that old Denny's I can see the ooze on the wall"

by MtotheO-t-h-e-r-f-u-c-k-e-r July 13, 2024

off gray

a word used to describe the surfer girls in hunnington beach california. it has been adapted to be used on any girl that is "cute" or "hot"

the girl on that beach cruiser was off gray.

by the original empi99 January 13, 2009