hover dog

A game in which a female (preferably a trap) strips in front of as many males as it can, the last man to go hard wins a blowjob.

Hey guys let's play a game of hover dog!

by STREWZMEMEZ March 7, 2018

Dog Crack

A dog crack can either be a dog's butthole, or a human's deformed butthole.

A dog crack usually happens at birth and causes poop to be lumpy, small in size, and sometimes causes worms since the person has a dog crack.

The person cannot perform anal sex because her/his butthole is too small for the job. They can only do it in the front.

The person's dog crack can attract other dogs. If a dog sniffs or tries to hump the person's butthole, or anything else a dog does to another's butthole, then that is perfectly normal.

There are so many dogs chasing after Smarly because she has a dog crack, and they all want it.

by slipperydick December 15, 2011

ass dog

a hot dog sandwiched in between someone's butt cheeks which someone else eats as they eat the person's ass out

Guy 1: Bro I ate an ass dog out of her last night
Guy 2: Nice

by assdog69 October 30, 2019

dog brain

Dog Brain- When someone is off the all going crazy. Can’t seem to do anything right with crack head energy.

Dog brain- Man that girl is crazy she must have dog brain.

by mbratton120 August 24, 2022

Meatball dog 84

tiktok meme also followed up by giant nut 54

bro did you see that cool new video on Meatball dog 84?

by yermenganger September 20, 2022

Dog

God spelled backwards

A dog is a God.

by LifeIsNotLovedByAll February 11, 2021

Dog

I a very tasty treat, mostly eaten by Asians when they have no more food, they throw the dog in the oven to make ramen. Can be eaten any time of the day, breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Dog taste good

-Hello honeeeeey how worked to daayee, oh it was good did you make the dog, I so hungry
-HEY DID YOU COOK THE DOG, what dog, oh that dog I already ate it, WHAT!?

by ass at fish market March 17, 2022