dog pedophile

someone who wants to fuck a dog. someone sexually attracted to their best friends dogs.

omg, madeline is a dog pedophile. She wants to fuck my dog cooper!

by cavetowns cool December 20, 2020

dog

A dog is someone that does something when told to, and don't have their own opinions.

Go get some water for me, dog.

by UwUOwOKwK December 20, 2020

dog on a kabob

1: is that how you spell kabob?
2: YUM
3: i just heard this while listening to something

______: they can have their dog on a kabob
me: IM GONNA LOOK THIS UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY HA

by omegachickennugger December 22, 2020

Alaskan Snow Dog

When you shit in a condom and freeze it then use it as a dildo, and after that you cover it in cocaine and eat it.

"I heard that Jessica did the Alaskan Snow Dog."

"Yeah she really enjoys it."
"Kinky addicts"

by Kinky addicts. December 22, 2020

Dog water

No PR, no earnings, no placements, box like a fish,

You got dog watered

by Fatalsalute December 23, 2020

Dog

Dog.Mans best friend as they say.They will never leave your side and will be the best friend you will ever had, for man, women, and everyone in general.Dogs don't talk back,or talk bad about you behind your back.They wouldn't even if they could talk.Try getting a dog.They will change you.

Kyle:Hey did you see Emilys dog, he bit someones arm who tried to attack Emily.
Victor:Ya I saw! It was epic!!!!!

by imapersonlikeyou November 9, 2020

Scalded Dog

A term used to describe an object moving at a high rate of speed.

Tony "Man this thing runs like a damned scalded dog. I used to have like 8 of these cars"

Everyone "Tony that's a Nissan Maxima bro, chill"

Tony "How much you want for this man? I got like 300 bucks"

by Kevineatsfish November 9, 2020