White Magnum

The practice of inserting a penis into anus/rectum and ejaculating of another who is about to defecate.

Dean: Do make sure you eat plenty of fibre today

Sally: Why would that be?
Dean: So that when I put my cock in your ass and cum, I can give you a white magnum

by redtiger22 May 26, 2022

White Sophism

Definition: White Sophism is the tendency for white people to negate or diminish the arguments and causes of people of color through obfuscating the lived experiences of minorities with opaque quantitative data and obscure interpretations of esoteric research.

How can America be racist when Joseph (2018) clearly demonstrates that "29% of Nigerian-Americans aged 25+ have a graduate degree compared to 11% of the US population?"

A: Being a person of color in America means having to live in a country that is inherently racist.

B: How can America be racist when Joseph (2018) clearly demonstrates that "29% of Nigerian-Americans aged 25+ have a graduate degree compared to 11% of the US population?"

A: That's all just white sophism. Try being black and pulled over by a cop. Try being black and applying for a job. Try being black and walking into high-end clothing store.

by AKA GG April 26, 2023

White Pony

A man of Caucasian ethnicity blessed with a cock so big he is easily comparable to the giant endowments of some Black men.

"Holy shit!" my wife shrieked in my face as my best friend dropped his shorts and joined us in the hot tub. "That's a Black man's cock! Why didn't you tell me Rob was a white pony? I would have fucked him long before now!"

by ronibarett June 18, 2024

white girl nice

When a white girl is overly friendly to a member of a minority group in public, usually in front of their friends or some other in-group, to avoid the accusation that she is sheltered or discriminatory. A specific form of virtue signalling and/or being fake. This is different from being genuinely nice because the point is for other people to see them. Usually happens in wealthy liberal cities

*Black girl sits alone at lunch in a majority white school. White girl walks up to her*
White girl with friends nearby: "Hiiii! You seem super nice. You should add me on facebook."
*White girl walks away, black girl is still alone*
Black girl: "I wish she actually sat with me instead of being white girl nice"

by damnpeggy March 24, 2021

SWM (Single White MAGA)

Do you even really need a fucking definition for what these involuntary celibates are? It's pretty self-explanatory ffs.

Holy shit there's a lot of SWM (Single White MAGA) on the Facebook tonight talking about what they'd do the first time they see a non-digitalized vagina

by BeelzeDerp May 5, 2022

white ponytail

An aged 1960s-1970s radical hippie who is now teaching radical hippie beliefs to young, wannabe radical hipsters at a university or college. Has sported a ponytail since their own college years which has now turned white with age. Usually male, but can be female. Also known as a 'gray ponytail'.

"My 'white ponytail' Environmental Studies professor made us do an essay on the significance of the first Earth Day because he remembers celebrating it by smoking a joint and planting a tree!"

by speedtimer May 25, 2020

White Trash

What black people don't want in the "hood"

Mickey Mouse and Yakko Warner tell Snoopy and Rarity they came to the wrong motherfucking neighborhood. Then Mickey and Yakko proceed to shank the white trash that came to their part of town.

by TiggerCelestia06 June 14, 2018