When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
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A double faced entendre is a person that has two personalities , mostly you'll discover this when you date enough people, when you've fallen in love with them and became blindly infatuated only the good angelic side of them is visible , but once you've spent sometime with them the other deceiving and cunning side will float up to the surface .
A double faced entendre is a person that has two personalities , mostly you'll discover this when you date enough people, when you've fallen in love with them and became blindly infatuated only the good angelic side of them is visible , but once you've spent sometime with them the other deceiving and cunning side will float up to the surface .
Guy1: I hate Sydney ,I always thought this girl was so kind, I the figured out it's a facade she puts up for guys to like her, such a double faced bitc-
Guy2: entendre, such a double faced entendre
Guys : yeah , that's the exact right term
Guy2: entendre, such a double faced entendre
Guys : yeah , that's the exact right term
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