Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.

Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!

by Wes the Human September 21, 2015

puppy dogging

When an employee follows a manager around like a puppy dog to avoid work or claim they don’t know what to do or how to do it.

George followed his boss around asking what he should be doing. He is said to be puppy dogging

by wordworm92 December 11, 2013

Puppy Dogging

Its when a car salesman lets you take the car home in hopes of you buying it.

Puppy dogging really works during tax time.

by Tsundera October 09, 2017

Dog Doors

A derogatory term for a loose vagina.

Becky, keep your legs closed, your dog doors are flapping in the wind!

by Onegirltwopups April 06, 2022

Dog Fucker

One of whom that fucks dogs.

Kyle is a dog fucker.

by The Wordemiester July 23, 2018

Dog Fucker

When a mate tells you they taught a dog to do the one instinctive trait dogs do, bark. They also enjoy taking photos with dogs and loves to get up and about when they see family dogs.

Hey lads I taught me brothers dog how to bark the other day. Yeh you a dog fucker kient

by Ye mums ye dad November 06, 2021

Snoop Dog Cigarette

A clever way to say weed. Snoop is the weed dude. Saying "Snoop Dog Cigarette" is less likely to get you flagged on social media apps where the word "weed" is frowned upon.

Whatsup Tiktok, I was just smoking a Snoop Dog Cigarette last night and was LIT!

by DobbaPhoenix September 08, 2022