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Such sex involves acts to inflict major harm and discomfort upon each other, such as a foreskin tearing hand job, whilst her mother is in the kitchen, unaware of the task at hand (Pun intended).
Furthermore such an act is later ignored and they go back to awkwardly making compulsory conversation whence they see each other in public, till the time comes again. (Pun, yet again, intended).
Such sex involves acts to inflict major harm and discomfort upon each other, such as a foreskin tearing hand job, whilst her mother is in the kitchen, unaware of the task at hand (Pun intended).
Furthermore such an act is later ignored and they go back to awkwardly making compulsory conversation whence they see each other in public, till the time comes again. (Pun, yet again, intended).
"You see the way Catherina and Phil were looking at each other at the shop"?
" Yeah, they've been going at it"
"Phil's wife ain't gonna be impressed that he's been having violent depression sex with her*.
" Yeah, they've been going at it"
"Phil's wife ain't gonna be impressed that he's been having violent depression sex with her*.
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Get the This is my sex tape mug.Two friends engaging in a pre shower sexual act, both friends bend over and touch bums after a long game of fortnite rubbing ones bum on eachother resulting in a sweaty squeaky noise to which they are both satisfied with!
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by Sweaty creator May 24, 2018
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*Friend shows you a picture of themselves in an outfit to get your opinion*
NON HOMOSEXUAL FRIEND: “Yo do you think I should post this picture of me in the new fit?”
ME: “You should totally do that dude, if I saw you wearing that I would totally have hot butt sex with you”
*Both stare for a second, then laugh out loud*
NON HOMOSEXUAL FRIEND: “Yo do you think I should post this picture of me in the new fit?”
ME: “You should totally do that dude, if I saw you wearing that I would totally have hot butt sex with you”
*Both stare for a second, then laugh out loud*
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