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Time machine sex

Someone you would have fucked 20 years ago but you wouldn't now
Janet is time machine sex,I would have loved to fuck her years ago but she's old fat and lumpy now
by G dogo April 3, 2022
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violent depression sex

The kind of sex that is reserved between a woman and their sexually frustrated neighbor, both parties are vigorously and mercilessly going at it, however they're mid existential crisis at the though of what their life has come to, sat in a somewhat strange mans house, having your ass eaten whilst fearing the wrath of his obese wife breaking down the door.

Such sex involves acts to inflict major harm and discomfort upon each other, such as a foreskin tearing hand job, whilst her mother is in the kitchen, unaware of the task at hand (Pun intended).
Furthermore such an act is later ignored and they go back to awkwardly making compulsory conversation whence they see each other in public, till the time comes again. (Pun, yet again, intended).
"You see the way Catherina and Phil were looking at each other at the shop"?
" Yeah, they've been going at it"
"Phil's wife ain't gonna be impressed that he's been having violent depression sex with her*.
by Decan Gray May 7, 2018
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wedding sex pyramid

From the series premier of Lovesick: the rank ordering of hookups at a wedding where the Vicar is at the top of the pyramid and the Maid of Honor comes in at second place.
I banged the caterer. I think that's third place on the wedding sex pyramid.
by PDXTabs March 12, 2021
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This is my sex tape

Used when family and friends keep bringing up an embarrassing picture or video from your past.
Ughh...let that shit die already! This is my sex tape.
by Crafty catfish June 1, 2021
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Sweaty bum sex

Two friends engaging in a pre shower sexual act, both friends bend over and touch bums after a long game of fortnite rubbing ones bum on eachother resulting in a sweaty squeaky noise to which they are both satisfied with!
Oh Gerald I’d sure love to engage In some
Sweaty bum sex time after this long game of fortnite that has shooketh me!
by Sweaty creator May 24, 2018
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hot butt sex

Term used to troll your non homosexual bros. Usually used in conversation to replace “I would totally fuck you if I were a girl”
*Friend shows you a picture of themselves in an outfit to get your opinion*

NON HOMOSEXUAL FRIEND: “Yo do you think I should post this picture of me in the new fit?”

ME: “You should totally do that dude, if I saw you wearing that I would totally have hot butt sex with you”

*Both stare for a second, then laugh out loud*
by BIGBOOTYBRI April 18, 2022
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fly-sex-ual

Phlysexual is a word. Pronounced Fly-sex-ual
by YouAreAllUseless May 7, 2018
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