wedding sex pyramid

From the series premier of Lovesick: the rank ordering of hookups at a wedding where the Vicar is at the top of the pyramid and the Maid of Honor comes in at second place.

I banged the caterer. I think that's third place on the wedding sex pyramid.

by PDXTabs March 12, 2021

violent depression sex

The kind of sex that is reserved between a woman and their sexually frustrated neighbor, both parties are vigorously and mercilessly going at it, however they're mid existential crisis at the though of what their life has come to, sat in a somewhat strange mans house, having your ass eaten whilst fearing the wrath of his obese wife breaking down the door.

Such sex involves acts to inflict major harm and discomfort upon each other, such as a foreskin tearing hand job, whilst her mother is in the kitchen, unaware of the task at hand (Pun intended).
Furthermore such an act is later ignored and they go back to awkwardly making compulsory conversation whence they see each other in public, till the time comes again. (Pun, yet again, intended).

"You see the way Catherina and Phil were looking at each other at the shop"?
" Yeah, they've been going at it"
"Phil's wife ain't gonna be impressed that he's been having violent depression sex with her*.

by Decan Gray May 7, 2018

Silver Fox Sex

Having sexual relations with a man who has gray hair.

I really hope my husband’s hair goes gray soon so we can start having silver fox sex.

by sam d. April 16, 2022

Better than SEX

Memories you share including couple dining! Late night messages & other next level.

Multiple men burger is better than sex!

by TheBlueLeo April 21, 2019

slimmy butt sex

Putting any kind of BBQ sauce in your brothers but going ham while pulling back on his head

Me and my bro had slimmy butt sex in the store

by Bigkountry575 September 30, 2017

pro-sex feminist

A feminist who enjoys sex.

I'm not surprised Lorna is hosting a boil your own sex toy party. She's a pro-sex feminist.

by Jess Tester April 19, 2017

Drunken Sex Blender

This occurs during a perfectly drunken night of intercourse between two (or more) nymphomaniacs. All parties are in a drunken haze or dream like state. There proceeds to be a constant battle or power struggle (fun and non-violent) of who maintains dominance on top, resulting in continuous position changes from being on top, to being on bottom until one of the parties submits. These twisting, toppling, turning and tangling motions resemble that of an actual blender.

Party 1: “How do you feel this morning after how amazing last night was?”

Party 2: “Oh I definitely feel great. But I am kind of drained and exhausted. It was a god damn drunken sex blender lol.”

by A-Zo88 April 22, 2019