Ass-handed

A metaphore implying that a person permanently has both hands up their own ass.

Did you see that guy on his phone? That ass-handed bitch made me miss the green light!

by Obnoxshus Rapper October 8, 2017

Boot ass

An idiot, ignorant person dumbass ect

Why is jerry such a Boot ass

by Boot Ass hunter October 23, 2017

Mean ass

A derrière best described by the phrase United States Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart used to describe hard core pornography: I know it when I see it. Often used as a celebration of the human physique.

Bradley, that girl’s got a mean ass!

by Jeremiah Collins August 11, 2018

ass-asn

Best CL ever, 1337 as well

-why are you checking out meh p00p?
-i am ASS-asn

by Dark-Eagle April 7, 2003

ass board

A board that sucks serious major ass!!

Maybe you should take that ass board and shove it up ur ass!!

by Blake June 6, 2003

Ass Storm

A sporadic occurence of irregular table top or pole dancing. Usually accompanied by flashes of control stockings or granny undies.

Uh oh....she's doing an Ass Storm again!

by Storm Watcher August 13, 2003

Ass Vacuum

This is what boyfriends are called when you can't be really mean, but they're being an asshole.

<3 Tom <3 is an ass vacuum. "Dude! My boyfriend is an ass vacumm, too!"

by Manda87 October 14, 2005