“because they’ve been single for a bit - their app pictures needed to be vetted for dog birding”
“saw her in 2010 and in 2020 and damn she looks good in any decade, she can dog bird me any day”
“When mr Bridgerton asked if the drapes matched the curtains , people were confused - as the Barron’s, were not known for dog birding” (Read in a British narrative accent )
“saw her in 2010 and in 2020 and damn she looks good in any decade, she can dog bird me any day”
“When mr Bridgerton asked if the drapes matched the curtains , people were confused - as the Barron’s, were not known for dog birding” (Read in a British narrative accent )
by Asdefinedbycardib April 29, 2021
A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.
by Lay uhh December 16, 2022
An actual wedding for canine companions especially in the case of a "shotgun wedding" for dogs. Not harmful to any dogs or witnesses and typically happens in parts of the country where premarital relations are frowned upon.
I got to attend two dog weddings when I was growing up in the Bible Belt since "dogs are people too therefore dogs shouldn't have puppies out of wedlock".
by M.O.H.I.O.M. March 09, 2021
by Be holy August 05, 2019
by ArkMakesWords September 27, 2020
Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.
Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?
Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.
Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?
Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!
by Wes the Human September 21, 2015
When an employee follows a manager around like a puppy dog to avoid work or claim they don’t know what to do or how to do it.
by wordworm92 December 11, 2013