National Jort day

National jort day is on may 26

person: What do i wear today?
you: Jorts and a bb simon belt
person: Why?
you: It’s national jort day

by Luckis gut May 26, 2022

National mondayween

Hey it’s National Mondayween; it’s Halloween on a Monday wear your scariest and freakiest Halloween costumes

David:hey it’s National Mondayween what costume you wearing to school today

by Dad Dae October 30, 2022

National Bully Chris Day

On this day, you must torture Chris by bullying him.

National Bully Chris Day is the best day ever.

by Bryan Gallagher May 15, 2023

National Freak Day

August 8th, A Day where all freaks can rejoice and celebrate with men / women alike

"Hey man it's national freak day you can do whatever you want"

by Ususuxu August 7, 2024

National Rizzin Hella Gyats Day

A day dedicated to rizzin hella gyats.

Merry National Rizzin Hella Gyats Day Luke Dennis

by Luke Dennis Inc. November 14, 2023

National Hang Out With The Plug Day

november 24 is national hang out with the plug day

Yo it’s National Hang Out With The Plug Day let’s hit tony see if he wants to run up monopoly.

by oneofthemusketeers November 24, 2020

National suck it day

Whatever you ask to he sucked will be sucked

Hey jersey suck my dick its national suck it day

by Doctor big penis September 21, 2020