how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster

guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back

by valentelserhumano November 01, 2022

Get an Ace

Word coined in 2023 by me meaning to get score in the 90s on a test, earning in the range of an A- to an A+.

Tyrone Joeson: Man, this test is gonna be tough!
John Sears: I hope I get an Ace on this darn thing.

by TheChickenGamerz February 23, 2024

Get yolked

Similar to “get wrecked”, this is said when someone around you takes a massive L.

Yolk-what’s splattered on a house after getting egged
Get yoked-A phrase which, in the fitness world means to get strong
Get yolked-sucks for you/get better

“UGH I LOST. I want a rematch”
“Get yolked ✌️”

by July 17, 2023

get rizz

just be tristen hogan

ong just be like tristen hogan if you want to get rizz

by BRIOOO_}OI April 09, 2023

Guns Get The Huns

Fully sick arm muscles (see guns) are the key to attracting females also known as honeys (see huns)

John: But do you have abs?

Bruce: No I don't but I have good arms
John: Sweet, guns get the huns mate

by decibel_spl February 06, 2018

Im 'Bout to get Started

To do horrible and I am absolutely horrible in a Super Smash Bros but the opponent on discord throws out an insult about your mother. Thus leading to you gaining plot armor and hitting the wildest combo finishing with a spike directly to the opponents face causing them to get sent into a spiral of losing by sheer intimidation alone. However, to do an "Im 'Bout to get Started" correctly one must say "Im 'Bout to get Started" out loud for God to hear and thus bless you with plot armor. For Newton's third law states that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. So one must have their mother insulted for the "Im 'Bout to get Started" clause to kick in. It is like a complex math equation. Im 'Bout to get Started can also work in person in certain circumstances however the previous criteria of a mother insult plus saying out loud "Im 'Bout to get Started" must be met.

Person A : You called my mom a what?!
Person B: A COW!
Person A: "Im 'Bout to get Started"

by golly_gee_awman_shucks_darn October 05, 2023

Get a cat

Get a Cat (Phrase): A slang term meaning “to get married,” based on the humorous observation that many married couples often adopt cats as their first pet. The phrase suggests a cozy, domestic lifestyle associated with marriage.

Origin: The term “get a cat” is widely believed to have originated on TikTok in early 2023, when a creator named @CozyCoupleChronicles posted a viral video captioned “First comes love, then comes marriage… then comes a cat named Pickles.” The video, which featured a montage of newlywed couples adopting cats, quickly racked up millions of views and sparked a trend.

Soon, other creators joined in, using the phrase in captions like, “When you know it’s serious: they’re ready to get a cat 🐈” and parodying dating milestones with references to feline adoption. The hashtag #GetACat trended across platforms, with users sharing relationship updates and jokingly speculating when their significant others would be ready to “get a cat.”

By late 2024, the phrase had entered broader slang usage as a cheeky way to describe tying the knot, solidifying its status in modern lexicon.

“Did you hear, Sally and Roger are going to get a cat?”
“Oh how nice, they are such a cute couple.”

by RimJobJimSlob December 15, 2024