Sad App Syndrome

When you are watching your app load for so long, you forget to blink and tears form in your eyes because of the lack of liquid.

John: "Aw shit this app is never going to load"
Fred: "Man how long you been watching that damn app?"
John: "I don't know"
Fred: "Well it's obviously been awhile cuz you got Sad App Syndrome"

by iLikeEatingApple March 1, 2013

John Conn Syndrome

is where a man is bald with a beard and wears Glasses. Everyone knows a John Conn!

So I was driving down the road when I sow a bald man with a beard and sporting a pair of glasses, I turn to my mother and say

Me: Oh look, there's John!
Mum: Oh yeah!
Me: that John Conn Syndrome!

by danny macky March 1, 2013

Black snake syndrome

The feeling of tiredness or sleepiness you get after eating a large amount of food.
Related to the fact after a snake eats a meal it much sleep to digest.

Dude 1: Awww man I ate so much I have black snake syndrome

Dude 2: what's black snake sydrome?

Dude 1: I've eaten so much all I want to do is sleep

by Whimsythemoondreamer March 31, 2013

Johnny Vegas Syndrome

A crippling business disorder that strikes leaders of any sex, race, ethnicity, or size usually following a great success or triumph or sale, etc. Characterized by an exaggerated swagger, metaphorical swinging of chains, and Rat Pack screen savers. Symptoms include unbearably inflated sense of self and an undignified belief that you are bigger than yourself and the community that surrounds you.

He had all the symptoms of Johnny Vegas Syndrome: he just sold a business for a huge profit and was strutting about the office thinking about the next big thing - not realizing he was making people angry with his act of "I'm the God of business".

by onken015 April 19, 2013

Perpetual Freshman Syndrome

A condition that affects 1 in 20 college students in which no matter how much older they get, they will always be a freshman.

Student 1: I talked to that senior Dave.

Student 2: Dave? He's a freshman dude.

Student 1: Isn't he 21?

Student 2: Yeah but he has PFS, also known as Perpetual Freshman Syndrome. He'll always be a freshman.

by Rytic June 15, 2013

Cup syndrome

'Child of Ugly Parent syndrome'
Medical slang

This kid isn't handicapped, he has cup syndrome

by Nugget99 February 2, 2014

Photostoned Syndrome

A condition in which a person looks high in the majority of photos, regardless of intoxication status.

"Dude, did he blaze before the class picture?"

"Nah, he just has photostoned syndrome."

by loyalistlord February 12, 2014