Innocent little filthy fluff that is nice to cuddle.
When you adopt a dog, he firstly steals your heart, then he steals your bed. When you’re not at home he gets sad, and he will love you unconditionally. They sleep in bagel position sometimes and it makes your heart melt. They eat, sleep, poop, pee and eat your food <3 they don’t speak words but they speak with their little shiny eyes.
They lick you when you’re out of your shower, they eat your shoes sometimes but it’s okay it’s a way to show love :(
When you adopt a dog, he firstly steals your heart, then he steals your bed. When you’re not at home he gets sad, and he will love you unconditionally. They sleep in bagel position sometimes and it makes your heart melt. They eat, sleep, poop, pee and eat your food <3 they don’t speak words but they speak with their little shiny eyes.
They lick you when you’re out of your shower, they eat your shoes sometimes but it’s okay it’s a way to show love :(
by Sophiajewishbissexualqueenxoxo November 21, 2021
Get the Dogmug. A person, male or female whom places the well being of their pet or animal over a human being in dating and in life. The humanization of the animal by these people make dating complex. They cater more to then than they do to you, and if you aren't comfortable they seldom care. They are resilient to change.
by G$hustle February 10, 2024
Get the dog nuttermug. Unlike the chilli dog surprise, this one occurs when you're hot doggin' your partner ( fucking their ass cheeks pressed together) and the shit and your spread it like chilli on a hot dog between buns.
Note: It is considered rune for your partner to not have at one taste of the dog.
Note: It is considered rune for your partner to not have at one taste of the dog.
by Brucebat Manwayne December 5, 2023
Get the Chilli Dog .5mug. gremlin creature that goes WOOF WOOF BARK WOOF ARF WOOF BARK BARK ARF BARK WOOF ARF ARF WOOF BARK WOOF ARF
by Hiidef August 17, 2022
Get the dogmug. Dog- Please give me some food, I'm begging you.
Human- Shut the fuck up faggot!
Cat- If my food isn't in my bowl on time, you know your house is going to look like a tornado hit it, I don't need to tell you that. I'll be on the other side of the door, you're not going to see me coming when I jump on you. This is not a game.
Human- Okay, I'm trying to make it right, fuck.
Human- Shut the fuck up faggot!
Cat- If my food isn't in my bowl on time, you know your house is going to look like a tornado hit it, I don't need to tell you that. I'll be on the other side of the door, you're not going to see me coming when I jump on you. This is not a game.
Human- Okay, I'm trying to make it right, fuck.
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
Get the Dogmug. 
Dog Water is used by long term sweats that need to feel grass. Some people who use this phrase are probably 5, and don’t know fractions. It is also probably used by someone named Kyle, Timmy, Ian, or Tyler.
“Hey Bryan! Your dog water!” “Hey JoMama, your mamas so dog water, she probably has no earnings 😂😤💯”
The kid who said that to his mother went to Juvinille detention for a life sentence. It was funny.
The kid who said that to his mother went to Juvinille detention for a life sentence. It was funny.
by Fard 💯😤😂 September 20, 2021
Get the Dog Watermug.