Big Fat Juicy Cock

A cock that is big fat and juicy

Wow man! You got a big fat juicy cock inside those shorts!
Wanna see it?!
Sure *gah gah gah*

by You smell like egg nog August 30, 2023

eat cocks and kick rocks

if you tell someone this its probably because you hate the fuck outta them and they stick around anyway and you just want them to go away. similar to saying go choke on a dick :)

"henry, I don't give a fuck about your moms bunions, go eat cocks and kick rocks"

by R. Marie S. January 27, 2020

Jackson has a small cock

When Jackson Trinder just has a small cock

oh yo don't you just ever see how Jackson has a small cock jay?

by Mecha hate club August 10, 2020

Cock and Ball Detonation (CBD)

Cock and ball detonation (CBD) is a sexual activity involving application of explosives to the male genitals. This may involve directly applying plastic explosives, dynamite in the butt or taped to the shaft, black cats in the urethra, application of blast tape to the balls, incendiary rounds, IDEs, flash powder, PENT, cherry bombs attached to the balls, or putting your penis in tannerite.

Damn Cock and Ball Detonation (CBD) is hot, I wanna try it with my friend.

by ST3ve? September 20, 2020

Cock N Ball Torture

Cock n ball torture is a sexual activity in which one person carries out sexual intercourse with another on top of a live, running or crawling cock.

The cock will also be sliced with a knife or subjected to extreme impact, like being rammed with a golf club.

Masochist: "I love it when my fucking cock rips out of my body and runs around on the floor. Then having my partner chop my fucking dick in half. I love Cock N Ball Torture."

Normal person: "Tf?"

by ballpitshit June 18, 2022

As Much Use As A Cock in a Nunnery

Some people are useful. Some people are really not. These people are as much use as a stray penis in a sacred nunnery where all potential partakers of the penis have actually given the solemn vow of chastity. Therefore the penis is really of no use. Hence the simile to suggest that someone is really useless.

That guy Carl is as much use as a cock in a nunnery. He is absolutely useless

by King Cudz September 10, 2022

Space Force Cock Wallup

slapping of an limp cock on someone (usually a female), in a 'take that' kind of way. The most common place is the face and/or mouth, but a cock wallup can be given on any part of the body.

Beam me up Scotty or i will Space Force Cock Wallup you!

by Sgt Hugo Stiglitz October 20, 2022