Spend Time With the Dying Dog

People will say that they can't spend time with somebody because they are about to leave so what's the point, but the counter argument is imagine you had a dying dog. Would you leave it all alone or would you spend as much time as you could with it.

Hey man just because she's leaving doesn't mean you shouldn't see her. Spend time with the dying dog bro.

by Caders21 March 23, 2022

Sick as two dogs

When you're not just sick as a dog- you're sick as two dogs.

I'm sick as a dog. No, scratch that. I'm sick as TWO dogs.

by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2023

Alpha Dogging

when someone does that fake jump thing

Melodie likes to intimidate people by Alpha Dogging

by notmelodie February 17, 2021

Nanny Dog

Often a pitbull, these types of large dogs often have mental health issues from abuse and inbreeding. They can go from teddy bear to psycho killer in a breath.

A pittie shredded a newborn baby because it made eye contact. When will people learn to keep these nanny dogs away from their kids and pets?!

by Ruger57pro&velcrosandals March 4, 2024

6 dogs day

6 dogs day is on July 23rd where you listen to the rapper 6 dogs who died in 2021 cause of suicide.

Yo, bro tomorrow is 6 dogs day remember to blare his music

by s.a.d.p.a.s.g.b.e.t.i.b.a.l.t. July 23, 2023

Dog water

Do be worse than average at various things.

Me: "Hey, what did you get for your physics test?"
Friend: "My test score was absolute dog water"

by KEVEVDEV February 21, 2022

Humping the dog

Standing around doing nothing, typically at work

Boss: “what are y’all doing… humping the dog? Get back to work!”

by BnizzleMcMizzle December 22, 2023