Shoot my toot

Damn it

Shoot my toot I tripped and broke my nose

by Jesustakethewheel1990123 December 16, 2016

A blind tool bag

Brett Mattson

Damn that brett guy is a blind tool bag

by Kam1098 June 5, 2017

albino butter tooth

A strapping young rogue who can seduce Indians left right and centre. Some believe he is Jesus' spirit in the body of a well aged pig. If you are to ever come across one take a picture of it and burn the device used to capture the image spread the ash in your garden and you shall create a tree which bears fruit which can grant the consumer godly powers. Albino butter teeth always hang around people who identify as Apache attack helicopters.

"My golly gosh old bean you are quite the albino butter tooth".

by The oracle of maple syrup July 26, 2017

main man tools

Any tools owned by Stan Fowler.

Hi my name is Stan and these are my main man tools. Can you say " main man tools?"

by apApple dumplingAA October 12, 2017

bobby with da tool

Bobby with the tool aka Young Bobby aka Bobby Shmurda is the revulutionary rapper that made the iconic album 'Shmurdaville' and went 50 times platinum. Young Bobby was also sent to jail for unfair reasons and he will most likely be released in 2023.

Guy 1: Yo, who's yo favorite rapper?
Guy 2: Psshhh, that's easy. It's ma nigga Bobby wih da tool
Guy 1: Nigga why doe?
Guy: 2 Cause he be sliding over cars while he shoot, he thinks that he's Tom Cruise
Guy 1: *Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise*
Both guys: But bitch he BOBBY WITH DA TOOL

by Thatniggacrazy December 5, 2017

To force by the tooth

To lead another along a path until they become so resistant such that they question your motives, at which point you take 'em by the reins and kick 'em in the side, and then, if they are still resistant, you take 'em out back and shoot 'em in the head such that god only knows what in the hell it takes to persuade them of the most motherfucking obvious truth ever.

To force by the tooth: Lucy just will not admit to anyone or anything that she has lost the game of Uno she was playing. If only we could force her by the tooth. I don't think even God knows how to do that with her, she's just that stubborn. She plays to win, after all. Well, there can be only one winner, in the game of Uno.

by mjc18c December 27, 2017

Round Town Tooter

A woman of questionable morals who sleeps around.

Linda: Did you know both of her sons were father by different men who were NOT her husband?
Megan: Wow, she really is a Round Town Tooter.

by rntrovert January 10, 2018