Dick in a pussy

When you are having sex

I was made when my dad stuck his dick in a pussy

by Play toy June 11, 2020

Pussy

A pussy is usually a cat, a smaller one.

-Oh my god I love to caress my girlfriend's pussy!
- Oh yeah it always feels soft and innocent!

by BIOWEAPON March 14, 2022

dont fuck rock pussy with Glasscock

an idiom warning to be aware of ones vulnerabilities and limitations and to avoid self-sabotaging situations. The idiom draws inspiration from 'dont throw bricks in a glass house' and Jack Glasscock-- a 20th century American baseball player who himself coined the phrase 'Charley Horse'.

You're literally the most socially anxious person I know, I dont know why you keep doing these speed-dating events. You know what they say, Dont fuck rock pussy with Glasscock.

by Minty7 February 9, 2024

pussy snow

what a mother calls her son when he doesn’t get up at the right time

mother ‘you where meant to get up at 9’ son ‘well i got up at 3’ mum ‘pussy snow’

by luis1969 January 9, 2021

Mary Poppins pussy

When your vaginally hole is on the rather larger size and ...its a bird..its a plane...no its fucking Texas up in that hole. A batch that just swallow large foreign objects with her vagina. No bueno

Dude 1: Shit, I bagged this batch last night, me and home put both fists , elbow deep!
Dude 2: Dan dawg... sounds like she's got a Mary Poppins pussy, stay away from that...shits dangerous AF!

by 1w0k3upl1k3th1s April 27, 2024

Hot car pussy

When you have been riding in the hot car and things get a bit musky down there.

Baby, I gotta take a shower before we have fun because I got hot car pussy.

by Running_with_foxes May 26, 2019

pussy place

A mythical place where a pussy is calling you to thanks to copious amounts of booze, jrugz or lack of sleep. Could be a vag, a room with pussy bed, or just your fantasy. Can be reached by hand, on foot or on body juice.

Mother: Timmy, clean the dishes right now!
Timmy: Can't, Sally is calling me to her pussy place.

by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 15, 2021