Conversion Dick

Dick so good it changes her/his/their political affiliation and/or religious beliefs.

Matt: How was that girl last night?
Me: Gave her that good conversion dick, told me she was gonna vote for Biden!

by CD3123 September 29, 2020

shot in the dick

An excuse used to get out of something dangerous

Guy 1: You gonna join the protest?
Guy 2: No man. I might get shot in the dick!

by Rebel2012 October 2, 2020

dick in a bag

when calvin sticks his wang in the wong and that shit gets groovy

hot shit whered calvin get that dick in a bag

by chief conchaclan October 3, 2020

Social dick

A social dick is someone who keeps killing everyone’s vibe in a social setting, this can be cause by them always needing to be right or causing problems with everyone by aggravating or annoying everyone.

You: “I can’t stand Tyler he always feels like he has to be right.”
Me: “yeah he’s a social dick.”

by Quacobs October 4, 2020

Dick Tarantula

When a woman is surrounded by eight penises.

Tracy totally loves being a Dick Tarantula

by Andmatheson October 6, 2020

dick boofin

when one takes it up the ass

He: "Hey where did Hank and Gary go?"
She: "They probably went to go dick boofin behind cap point 2 on avanti"

by Asieface October 8, 2020

Dick Dimple

The opposite of a fupe, when a fit or skinny guy has a low BMI and the root of the dick has a dimple.

"My fitness goal is to lose my fupa and get a dick dimple."

by Anon20533 October 11, 2020