by THE DOLPHIN March 20, 2005
A dirty dildo is when a female takes a dump producing a long, thick piece of feces and begins to masturbate with said feces. The dirty dildo is typically a longer, thicker specimen which has been compacted in the rectum for some time to give it structure.
Soft feces and diarrhea do not work well as a dirty dildo.
Soft feces and diarrhea do not work well as a dirty dildo.
by Vesper2069 January 19, 2011
a dance making light or satire of the "lean back". it involves exaggerated body movements, lifting legs high and leaning far back in an animated and comical manner, as though climbing giant stairs.
by technics_speak October 22, 2005
when a woman gives a man a blow job and while he is finishing, she licks the eye of his penis with her tongue very quickly smearing the cum all over and most likely getting it on her face.
man, I gave a dirty BJ to my boss in his office! He loved especailly when I got cum on my face when I quickly licked the tip while he was cumming
by bj's favorite July 05, 2011
A swipe across the upper lip with a finger coated with a brownish red, foul smelling type of liquid coming from a woman's vagina! Preferably a blood clot.
My Friend and I decided we needed a come back for the dirty sanchez. And since we know that vaginal blood (with the occassional blood cot) probably does not taste all that good nor smells that fantastic...how about swiping that across someone's upper lip! Since Red Sangria's come with clumps of fruit...thought a clumpy blood clot across a man's face would be rather funny (hince the term DIRTY SANGRIA).
by The Brown Wind April 10, 2011
by Yetusthatfeetus April 16, 2020
Dirty Vaughn: a person who is subconsciously insecure about thier small genital and try to make up for it by acting as if they are the baddest in the room
by Hmmmmyess April 10, 2020