Beastie Boys

the biggest pile of shit to ever exist on this planet

Guy 1: "The Beastie Boys are awesome"
Guy 2: "You like cocks?"

"Ch-Ch-Check it out"
"Go blow a herd of goats"

by Diabolic[al] August 19, 2007

Country Boy Wannabe

A fake ass poser that acts like and swears that he's a country boy even though he lives in a big city. They can usually be seen wearing cowboy hats and boots sitting in their tailgates of their trucks blasting country music and dipping tobacco. May also be seen line dancing at a country night club.

Country Boy Wannabe: Man I can't wait till this weekend were all fixing ta go down to the fishin hole and fish and do some muddin afterwards.

Normal Kid: Quit acting like your fucking country Eugene. Your Catholic, you live in the burbs, and your parents are rich as hell. Listening to Kenny Chesney, Watching Cmt, Dipping Copenhagen, Going fishing, and Driving around in your grandpas 3 acres does not make you a country boy.

by Tellingitthewayitis4ever October 25, 2011

Ginger Cult Boy

A ginger-haired retard who joins a cult and donates all his wages to The Leader. GCBs are phenomenal dancers and have been known to imitate Cossack dancers on acid.

See that fella dancing like a Russian moron? He's a Ginger Cult Boy.

by Gruzzo August 23, 2006

eccentric-boy-scout

Any person, who is prepared for any situation, well beyond most reasoning. Those in question tend to deviate from the normalcy’s of most. Taking the act of "being prepared" to the very most extreme.

-Those who tend to be eccentric-boy-scouts are often scowled at. They also tend to be quirkyalone, a little bit nomadic, & sometimes are hermit-like.

One who carries wet-naps in their pocket, but has no children.
One who has more tool knowledge than MacGyver, but is not a secret agent.
One who has too much time, and spends it learning what most would call "useless" information.
Many will question eccentric-boy-scout's on their spending habits as well as their unusual nuances.

by Balson April 7, 2005

Big Boy Moves

To make large advancements with your crush or others. This includes anything from saying hi to someone you dont know well to asking your crush out. Doing anything that needs any amount of courage to do can be a big boy move.

Rose made big boy moves when she asked out Wayne in biology.

by Rose Blue September 20, 2019

Soulja Boy Theory

The idea that a ridiculous celebrity who appears incredibly stupid might actually be a genius aiming to capitalize on the revenue he or she gains from the mindless demographic their work caters to.

Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Joaquin Phoenix, Chad Ochocinco, and of course Soulja Boy! All of these and more could fall under the Soulja Boy Theory

by ZPuma December 3, 2010

Asian Boy-King

(1): A man of Asian descent that transcends the negative stereotypes, succeeds in his endeavors, and gets praised by many.

(2): An Asian male that is married to, or dates an attractive White female, thereby symbolizing the reversal of western ideals. This also applies to relationships with Black or Hispanic women.

(3): An Asian male endowed with a larger-than-normal penis size.

1. Tim Nguyen, although tall, and not a business or engineering graduate, is now successful as an independent book publisher and regarded by his white peers as an "Asian Boy-King".

2. Richard Chan, a revered Asian Boy-King and well-to-do book publisher, has just popped the question to his sultry blonde girlfriend.

3. Shaniqwa: "Who's that cute Asian guy?"

Stacey Jane: "Oh that's Mark Yin, he publishes books and has a huge dick."

Shaniqwa: "I want that Asian Boy-King!"

by AnnaF May 17, 2010