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cheat yourself

when you in a relationship and you are faithful.
dont cheat yourself when you can treat yourself!
by MRCV2 October 23, 2008
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Go hang yourself

"They forgot to deliver the newspaper for our house."
"Go hang yourself, stupid."
by JQPublic May 6, 2010
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break yourself

Technically it means drop yo money or i`ll beat the shit out you, either way the person will beat the shit out you so after you give the money run like a total bitch cause you aint gonna get yo money back.
Bitch nigga: a nigguh break yourself foo or take a beatin from my peice or dick either way.

Victim: Holy shit man what i do to you man.

Bitch nigga: Well yo ass aint gonna make it to see tommarow.

Victim: Ok sir.
*in the back ground chicks be talkin*

Chicks: Dat foo gonna get his ass rob like a real white nigga and he black.

*Victim runs like a bitch but got shot in duh ass*

Victim: Oh shit damn fuck pussy ass nigguh shot my ass.

Bitch nigga: Fuk nigga yous a dead mutha fuka now beyoch suk dis dick.

*Victim is rape and dies shortly but Bitch nigga got his ass shot by the po po's or white people term : police.*

END
by Text the nigga September 21, 2009
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the art of fucking yourself

It is the most beautiful of all the existant arts existing in this world; hell, in the universe for this sake. While most, if not all, people can do it, only some have actually mastered and have movies at their name because of this. There are many ways to do this, and they all depend on how is your mind and genitals (including ass) doing. Called vulgarly as masturbation.
I have mastered the art of fucking yourself.
by BoggyBuntu November 14, 2013
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Neck yourself

When someone says something stupid you slap them in the neck and say go neck yourself
Bob : Can you fart backwards?
Jim: Neck yourself *Slaps him in the back of the neck*
by Drew5902 January 15, 2017
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fuck yourself

What to say when someone’s really getting on ur nerves eric john
Blake :Yo eric mate you look sexy
Eric: do I?
Blake: no fuck yourself
by sexgod1789 July 16, 2019
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smack yourself around

a term for masterbation.something you do to spend time with yourself.
"OMG joey,when you go home you better not start to smack yourself around.LOL
by BuRn51E July 25, 2007
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