Someone who is promiscuous and Likes all forms of debauchery . Often says or does "pervy" or rude things. Often displays moral inconsistencies . Can be used to replace words such as ; skank, whore, pig, perv, asshole, player, etc.
Sophia, you were such a dirt squirrel with that guy the other night .
Evan, stop being such a dirt squirrel all the time.
Evan, stop being such a dirt squirrel all the time.
by Kmd89 April 26, 2016

Fart squirrel, also known as a common skunk.. Internet peoples way to call animals based on what they are discovering on their own
by Internet's_translator January 2, 2016

Woah those are some big ass teeth... I'd love to make you my little cum squirrel and bust a nut on your face.
by Lunar Darkness May 20, 2017

by Bigleagueshu June 10, 2020

by Mannimal October 3, 2014

The place you say dogs go when they are old or need to be put down instead of telling kids the truth.
Child:Mommy, what happened to spot?
Mum: He went to the squirrel farm.
Child:Why?
Mum: So he can chase squirrels. You know how he loves to do that!
Child: Are their really squirrel farms?
Mum: Yes, it's on the internet.
Mum: He went to the squirrel farm.
Child:Why?
Mum: So he can chase squirrels. You know how he loves to do that!
Child: Are their really squirrel farms?
Mum: Yes, it's on the internet.
by Jaeto February 10, 2010

Do this with your partner’s back pressed against the base of a tree. During vaginal sex, inconspicuously feed your partner peanuts until you ejaculate. When you do, pinch their tits, then quickly and powerfully shove a feather duster up your partners ass. (Brush side out) They should try to scramble up the tree while making a noise that resembles an angry squirrel.
by ThatsNotVeryNice January 15, 2020
