Nah, I'd win.

When your in a fight and your enemy says negative things like "Your going to lose punk!" or someone asks about winning or losing something and you feel like Satoru Gojo, you just say "Nah, I'd win."

N/A: Would you lose?
You: Nah, I'd win.

by Diet Cocky December 18, 2023

Nah, I'd win

A product of losing a certain jjk character and can't cope with the lost.

Person 1:Who would win him or you?
Person 2: if he is strong than it might cause me a little trouble.
Person 1: but would you lose?
Person 2: Nah, I'd win
Person 3: are you the strongest because you're person 2, or are you person 2 because you're the strongest?
Person 2: Domain Expansion | Skibidi virus

by Meik Oksluong February 01, 2024

Nah, I'd win

What you say when someone asks you if you'd lose in a fight against another person, even if you will absolutely fucking die.

"If he regained all his power, he could give me trouble."
"But would you lose?"
"Nah, I'd win."

by Nunya Busy March 10, 2024

Nah, I'd win.

"Nah, I'd win" is a meme that originated from Jujutsu Kaisen, with the line spoken by Satoru Gojo, or Gojo Sensei.

Would you lose?

Gojo sensei: "Nah, I'd win."

by Slanged Dictionary April 30, 2024

Nah, I'd win.

The best thing to say when you're in a situation where nobody believes you'd win but you believe you would.

Also said by my beautiful and glorious blue eyed king gojo.

Person 1: Bro are you sure? He's literally built like prime Mike Tyson and literally as fast as a fighter jet.

Person 2: Nah, I'd win.

by Modimodo May 07, 2024

Win-Gasm

Win-Gasm : pronounced like orgasm except with win on the front.

When something is so Win (great/amazing/fantastic) that you have a win-gasm over it.

can also be used as a plural : Win-Gasmic

Have you seen the new invisible iPod, its Win-Gasmic

I saw the new invisible iPod in the window and had an immediate Win-Gasm

by S33dy August 16, 2009

bi-winning

When one wins here, AND wins there.

I'm bi-winning. I win here, and I win there. Now what?

by TigerbloodandCoke March 07, 2011