Smacking the weasel 

A hand job. Mastubation. Etc.

1: Did you do the homework last night?

2: No, I was too busy smacking the weasel.

1: Wtf?

Smacking the weasel by qsuedenimp November 24, 2010

Smacking the Weasel 

Masterbating, jerking off, punching the clown

I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.

Smacking the Weasel by WeaselSmacker69 December 15, 2011

dancing with the weasel 

to have sex
wild rough sex

my girlfriend is totally going to be dancing with the weasel tonight

dancing with the weasel by phersephone.aphrodite March 31, 2012

Whip the Weasel

To masturbate sometimes viciously

Mostly referred to males

"Man I'd like to whip the weasel on all over her if you know what I mean"

Whip the Weasel by IMINX May 19, 2014

bleeding the weasel 

To have anal sex and tear through a matted patch of anal hair, then plowing said ass until bleeding occurs.

Man I was totally bleeding the weasel with Lisa last night.

bleeding the weasel by Emerica ann August 25, 2014

Taunt the one-eyed weasel 

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

Taunt the one-eyed weasel by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017

chum the weasel 

To suck a dick

Brandy said she was on her period , so I asked if she could just “chum the weasel”

chum the weasel by JFrizzy September 28, 2020