Big Fat Wanker Dyke

This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.

They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.

The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."

"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
by J Bizzness Time August 18, 2011
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First class wanker licker

wanker licker is when you are desperate for attention and out of swear words, espacially when called first class wanker licker.
This just wasted two mins of my life what a load of shit and clearly trys to hard to be funny - this is the perfect example of a first class wanker licker ! -Ryan
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Bloody Wanker

Bimbo is indeed a true bloody wanker hes addicted to wanking to gay porn
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Scottish wanker

its a red hairy guy who asks girls for their personal info and wanking to small girls
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Wanker biscuit

Wanker biscuit is when a wanker fucks than shoved it up their dick hole and comes out the mouth
Hey Adam I wanker biscuit last night when I thigh fog your moms unicorn hair
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didgeridoo wanker

someone that prefers getting wanked off by someone with long acrylic nails
i know a right didgeridoo wanker.. never getting it from me
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Trophy wanker

A man who wanks over trophys
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