Coffee Wanker

A person perpetually searching for 'proper coffee', someone who shuns normal coffee and often enters into conversation about "horrible coffee that doesn't really taste like coffee". Often trendy in looks and generally nice outside of caffeine related conversation.

That twat there looks like a right coffee wanker.

by keepittea March 13, 2022

Wanker

My brother

No explanation except that my brothers a wanker

by WilburNilbur January 26, 2019

Wanker Wall

Two cars driving approximately the same speed, in separate lanes of a two lane road, making it impossible for traffic to get passed either of them.

Wow I might actually be able to make it to the game on time! Whoops, stuck behind a Wanker Wall, never mind. driving edgy MEMEs road rage dumb ass

by 3Kool5Skool October 17, 2015

Wanker

Someone who likes to be alone with their thoughts.

"That Ted is a real wanker, though I guess he's trying his best."

by Jakswastedlife December 8, 2022

Wanker

You

You are a wanker

by The ultimate jizzer July 23, 2022

SPANKER WANKER

A GIANT WANKER THAT MAKES ALL THE BOIIS SCREAM

GIRL1:DID U SEE CALEBS SPANKER WANKER
GIRL 2: YEAH IT BARELY FITS

by SPANKER WANKER May 30, 2018

bartle wanker

A wild rif raf who wanks off in class

It’s a bartle wanker

by Skinny wanker October 17, 2017