wanker

A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.

LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"

by Jerry Wylie September 19, 2016

Wanker

A british slang word to define an idiot or an asshole

Simon: Oi Wanker, get the fuck out of 'ere!
Peter:Fine

by Damanged September 3, 2018

Wanker

The most commonly used curse word in Australia (besides from cunt)

Some wanker just came over and drank my pint of fosters?!

by CurryIsTheGoodStuff August 15, 2019

Wanker

Wanker is a word that is generally used for terms of abuse, means someone who wanks, which is masturbates, but is almost used for insults. It is also synonymous with "tosser."

"Only a complete wanker would be fooled into believing this."

by anonymous April 3, 2024

International Wanker

Ben fan no dick

Wow he's an international wanker

by Kane Stockdale July 19, 2020

nan wanker

someone who puts their finger up their nans crusty and ancient fishy fanny and makes their nan cream. your welcome

jaeden is such a nan wanker

by chezzo hoebag July 11, 2022

Werewolf-wanker

Someone who only masturbates during the evening.

Jimmy is a Werewolf-wanker

by Steelpantherfuckinrock November 4, 2016