Wonka Wanker

1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.

2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.

3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.

4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.

1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom

2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."

3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."

4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.

by Wallaytism April 26, 2010

Boneless Wanker

He's all boast, but no capability...

He talked about all the travel he'd done, and all his achievements, but he's just a boneless wanker...

by Zentas November 28, 2010

Poo Wanker

Someone who uses their own excrement as a masturbatory lubricant.

That guy over there is such a poo wanker..

by nofun March 16, 2014

Wax Wanker

A person obsessed with letting everyone know how cool he/she is for the fact they just bought and are now playing music/djing using vinyl records .

"I Just bought some fresh wax straight from Berlin"(wax wanker) "Tonight Im playing at 10 till 11 and Im only bringing wax for this one"(wax wanker)

by ( ' ' ) ..... April 20, 2014

hobnocking wanker

The literal meaning is: A British person that slaps people with their phallus and jerks off a lot.

Jack is so lame, he is a hobnocking wanker

by Louiemonte09 April 28, 2014

Wanker

Wanker is British term as an insult like fucker or idiot

Rosie: "Gregg asked me to the school dance"
Alex: "Oh my God, he's such a wanker! "
Rosie:"Seriously hot,though "

by Surjit Bonggol September 8, 2014

jammy wanker

The true definition of a wanker that thinks he is really cool. He does not have a job and pretends to build houses.

Russell Gunther is a true jammy wanker

by russell gunther November 25, 2014