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doggy waffle

fucking a girl doggy style while eating a plate of waffles on her back
that doggy waffle was delicious yesterday
by branwolfsonnn December 3, 2010
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blue waffle

A very infected or klobbered vagina. Commonly achieved with masturbation with a tree branch.
matt: hey jake watch got down there?

jake g. : oh just a blue waffle.
by lgfyli April 3, 2010
mugGet the blue wafflemug.

blue waffle

It is NOT your favorite breakfast food with blueberry sauce on top. Instead, it means "a serious infection on the female genitals".
She got a blue waffle after Bob did her.
by th100 May 26, 2010
mugGet the blue wafflemug.

Waffle House

A slang term meaning "female prison."
That bitch Wendy was hauled off to the waffle house for robbing the 7/11 the other day.
by Alex117 July 19, 2011
mugGet the Waffle Housemug.

Waffle Sandwich

A sandwich that is made by placing two slices of bread separately on a plate and spreading chunky peanut butter on top of both pieces. Honey is then squirted onto one of the pieces and a crisp waffle is laid on top of the slice of bread and peanut butter. The other peanut butter slice is then placed on top of the waffle. Your girlfriend's mother hates them, and they prompt her to think that you smoke large amounts of marley. They are possibly the best sandwiches in the entire world.
Mother: (your girlfriend's name), why do you think he likes waffle sandwiches so much?

Your girlfriend: I don't know, he just does...

Mother: Nobody that is functioning normally would ever think that a waffle, bread, peanut butter, and honey is appetizing.
by Tom Spear May 19, 2008
mugGet the Waffle Sandwichmug.

Trolly Waffle

When a man is given a blowjob while flying down an aisle on trolly.
"Alex M gave Alex M a Trolly Waffle on the speeding train to Fagtopia."
by poopoo shirt May 19, 2008
mugGet the Trolly Wafflemug.

Bonus Waffle

A waffle (usually eggo) given to the visitor after a pleasurable, unawkward one night stand on their way out the door.
She really earned her bonus waffle last night.
by urwelkumredit April 22, 2013
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