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Uber Cocker

(noun)

Also Über Cocker

A portmanteau of “über” (German for super, ultra, or beyond) and “alter cocker” (Yiddish for old guy or old coot, literally “old defecator”). Refers to a legendary-grade elder, typically male, whose opinions are as unyielding as his sense of superiority is justified.

An Über Cocker isn’t just old—he’s mythologically seasoned. He predates social media, dot-coms, and sometimes the concept of patience itself. He also predates the ride-sharing app, which leads to generational confusion when he uses “über” in its original sense—leaving Millennials and Gen Z blinking in semantic disarray.

Etymology:
From über (German: over, above, supreme) + alter cocker (Yiddish: old man, curmudgeon).
First used to describe someone who makes Larry David seem like a TikTok intern.
– “My uncle Saul’s an Uber Cocker—he argues with the GPS and wins.”
– “Don’t tell an Uber Cocker how to make coffee; he’s been doing it since before espresso was ironic.”
– “Gen Z thinks he’s talking about ridesharing, but no—he’s an Uber Cocker from way back.”
– “My dad refuses to download the Uber app because he says he was über before Uber existed. Total Über Cocker.”
– “You can’t win an argument with an Über Cocker—he’s been rehearsing since the Nixon administration.”
– “When an Über Cocker says ‘back in my day,’ time itself sighs.”
by APedant October 18, 2025
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uber

1. an app for people too rich for muni

2. sufficiently better than lyft
U wanna bus home with me?
-Nah, I just ordered my uber
by iwantfoodpleasefeedme April 1, 2018
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uber uncool

An act that is uncool under any circumstances.
"Hey, do you want to come over today?"

"No, I can't because I have work."

"That's uber uncool man."
by Aleleekhall December 29, 2017
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Uber Racist

An individual who, in their pursuit of being racist, has transcended the ordinary boundaries of bigotry. Their discriminatory tendencies are not merely pedestrian; they are omniversal cosmic in scale, spanning dimensions and timelines.

*I'm talking about you, Skyler.*
Skyler: Good morning, everyone. I'm your new teacher, Skyler. Today, we will begin with an introductory topic: racism.
Kaiser: Awww, fawk... $200 says he's about to cook up some Uber Racist level out-of-pocket shit
Fujimoto: ...
by toiletCleaner69 April 5, 2024
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Uber Boy

when you stick you ass out of a parked car and go to pound town
you can tell he’s an Uber boy by how he sits
by dasoddie July 11, 2024
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Uber Driver

Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.
Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?

Liz: only one glass of wine

Uber Driver: face of disappointment

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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?

Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home

Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets
by Shalam69 September 3, 2023
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uber-autism

A person can, not be autistic but still have Uber-Autism. Uber-Autism is when a person is very smart or skilled but does extremely stupid pr dangerous shit.
eg
@spotto, @brandon herrera, @ i did a thing , @michel reves
person 1- I dont know why but I cant stop doing dumb shit even though im very smart
person 2- you definitly have Uber-Autism
by @TheShadowKnight May 13, 2024
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