Toothpaste promise

Noun. A representation made, usually in advertising, that sounds impressive, but is effectively meaningless.
Based on the claim that all toothpaste ads make, i.e. 70% more effective (than brushing without toothpaste).

They said I could save hundreds of dollars per year on my car insurance, but that was compared to someone who never shops around, and has had the same policy for 10 years. It's always cheaper to switch to any other insurance company after a couple of years, so it was a total toothpaste promise.

by Werdenschmidt February 7, 2021

Toothpaste challenge

Actually Cum In Mouth challenge

Timmy: Yooo my mom doing the new toothpaste challenge for tiktok
John: She belong in the streets

by CUMSE March 31, 2021

THOTHALITARIANISM

The style of leadership that an Indian Science Teacher rules with.

We're going to experience THOTHALITARIANISM during that test tomorrow hon!

by turkish_lamp_lover June 8, 2021

toothflap

A woman with overly sized labia who has a fascination with teeth.

Did you see Dani last week? She's a right toothflap.

by emix1111 November 17, 2021

Toothpasting

When you are wearing pants with a belt while you have to take a shit and you attempt to pull your pants down.

Person 1: I heard that my coworker likes toothpasting
Person 2: What the literal fuck is wrong with them?!

by LeifAttacc October 11, 2021

tothegrave-ing

Attempting to play high level PvP in World of Warcraft, but being absolute dogshit. Wasting trinket and cooldowns for no reason other than attempting to maximize damage done, especially while outside of a kill window. Also see: Mongo retard, Ape, Trash.

This guy thinks he is going to get Gladiator this season, but had to buy 1800. He's just out here tothegrave-ing.

by wowgodx January 15, 2022

Toothless and ruthless

Lucy rose.

Toothless and ruthless is a bacterial infection that is caused by VERY bad hygiene very gummy very bummy looks like a 19th century burial ground in ones mouth

by Dizzy_Jxss December 31, 2021