turd growl

when you take a poo and your butt hole growls louder than your girlfriend screaming in the bedroom.

a guy: "DUDE, did you hear that turd growl?!"
me: "Ew, yeah it woke up my baby sister.."

by ilikeyoualotweinerlickingshit July 31, 2009

turd kicker

someone you work with who just kicks the "turd" and doesn't respond to emails, answers questions or does their job. They just "kick turds" all day.

Man - I emailed Kaicee a week ago to ask him a simple question and he still hasn't responded. He is such a turd kicker!

by phoenixgirl June 5, 2014

Hurty Turds

Noun: Can denote a case of extreme constipation, but also a case of diarrhea, in which one has shat so much that the rectal area becomes irritated. Can also be used when one has consumed extremely spicy foods, causing the fecal matter to be spicy itself, and burn the anus as it exits, or large amounts of dairy product, such as cheese. Basically, any bowel movement that causes discomfort or pain.

Jeez, I really love that curry chicken my coworker made, but it gave me a raging case of the hurty turds.

That hurty turd was so damned big, I thought I was gonna have to have an episiotomy!!!! I was in the corner like Rocky, screaming "Cut me, Mick!!!!"

by Gunslinger19405 December 3, 2011

turd-purse

In reference to a person's anal cavity "rectum".

You're friend can be such a turd-purse sometimes.

by Preybird April 12, 2016

turt turd

The cure to cancer is to fuck a turtle and make it squirtle and then you take the cum of the turtle and slap it on yo forehead. Tah Dah you cancer has been cured!!!

Omg, my friend is a surviver from breat cancer. He used the turt turd!!!!!

by ValTheAlpha April 1, 2022

turd logger

Someone who is always dropping dumpage.

Ex.
Person 1
Susie is always in the bathroom.
Person 2
She's a turd logger man.

by The3nforcer April 14, 2014

turd chaser

(noun) industry slang for a lower-echelon upstart or novice plumber, often due to the nature of the majority of cheap, quick, service calls he/she commonly performs (id es, cabling out clogged pipes).

Journeyman Plumber: Boss, that property management company called back. Another gummed up garbage disposal...

Master Plumber: We're starting a full stack replacement and all new copper supply lines today--and it has to be done by next Tuesday. Let 'em call the turd chaser if they want it cleaned out. We're busy with real plumbing.

by xeonox January 10, 2013