turd egg

noun. A "Type 1 " stool on the Bristol Stool scale. Usually very round or egg shaped, painful and difficult to pass. They make a small and fast " Plop" when hitting the surface of toilet water. They require little to no wiping.

I pooped out 4 turd eggs. they were tiny like robbin's eggs and hard.

by Corpsehustler July 29, 2011

turd ranch

A sewage treatment plant.

You sure as fuck don't wanna be downwind of that turd ranch on a hot-ass day!

by Kodiak Scott November 13, 2011

Rolling Turd

A loaf shaped vehicle in which many obscene actions occure

Man, that camping trip in the rolling turd was awesome

by Chuck/Sheymus September 26, 2011

Gypsy Turd

Similar to rabbit turds but humans create gypsy turds

Steve-Man I just had a huge mud mountain.
Leroy- I wish I could, alll I’m producing is Gypsy Turds.

by Dmannproductions April 29, 2023

Rabbit turd

The act of pulling someone’s pants down and then simultaneously shoving m&m’s up their asshole.

I ran up to Dan and pulled his pants down during class and shoved all the m&m’s I had from the last rabbit turd I received, up his ass.

by Magnus clapdong December 20, 2022

go turd

Using the phrase taking a turd implies the act of a Poop Goblin, so rather than incriminating oneself, they can instead imply that they are participating in nothing but the luxury of shitting, by saying go turd.

On the other hand, the phrase go turd was inspired by the expression from George Carlin explaining that they'd rather leave a shit than take one

"Hey can you pause the game? I gotta go take a turd."
"Absolutely not, I will not have any Poop Goblins in my house... Ever... again."
"Uhh, okay, well can I just go turd then?"
"Well if you put it that way, I guess it's alright."
the Poop Goblin-sensing crossbow in the bathroom then shoots a bolt straight through the turd taker, thus proving the act of taking a turd will never be forgiven. Go turd.

by DynamiteMechaGodzilla July 2, 2023

turd flattery

when someone happens upon an un-flushed toilet and haphazardly finds beauty in a left-behind turd

Curtis could not help but express his sincere turd flattery after he hopped upon a perfect brown spiral in the Burger King bathroom

by walterc August 5, 2023