tampon dick

semi-equivalent to a "pencil dick" although has a slightly larger circumference.

"So I met this guy last night, and he totally had a tampon dick, why the hell would I have sex with a guy with a dick that size when I could just use a tampon and get the same results?"

by FlatG2 July 1, 2007

Emotional Tampon

A non-threatening guy that girls use to vent there emotions. This guy is generaly teased and ridiculed by other males. The male tampon offen thinks that he is all that and is a complete ladies man while really he is just a girls way of realeasing emotional tention.

"Mike is such an emotional tampon"
"All of the girls go and cry on his shoulder and then go screw there boyfriends."
"What a queer"
"Amen to that brother"

by Ben McBen May 25, 2009

tamponbiter

someoen who is usles beyond words, tehy also liek bals in or around tehir mouht. Tehy probbly liek to wathc fullhous nakd wiht a jar of peant buttr and tehir dog to lik it off

badblod is teh worst huntr on aegwyn, hes a reel tamponbiter

by Cubslol December 17, 2008

tampon-fetcher

the two-word description of one who is a slave to his woman.

he will hold her purse for her, mostly because that's where his testicles are.

Man, that guy sue is a tampon fetcher, he comes when his woman calls him.

by Looger October 1, 2004

tampon

The next level of being a douchebag, when someone tries to insert an opionon when its not asked for, attempts to force something, causes frustration and irritation, or is being obnoxious.

"God, can you believe he tried to have sex with her when she was on her period? What a douchebag"

"No,what a freaking tampon"

by Ryan Cummins December 20, 2007

trampagne

Any beverage with a very high alcohol-content to price ratio. Typical drinks in this category include White Lightning cider, Kestrel Super lager and the creme de a creme of trampagne, Original Flavour Listerine.

Would sir allow me to recommend one of our fine Trampagnes to go with that half hamburger found in the garbage?

by Tony Mosserelli October 4, 2004

trampede

Derived from "stampede", a trampede is a cluster of women, usually from age 18-21 that roam the winter streets in short skirts and heels, usually looking for a frat or house party of any sort. They are almost invariably easy to sleep with, and can be easily spotted on any given college campus due to their tendency to make loud, annoying noises and fall down.

"Looks like a big trampede coming our way, Joey."

"Yeah dude, I heard them a mile away."

by Tommy Eggie January 28, 2009