tommy gumpal

A smart asian boi

Oh shit it’s dat boi Tommy Gumpal

by Yeet-Man May 9, 2018

Tommy mcock

a man who throws up into a bowl of spaghetti while casually masturbating to the existence of science. he would walk up to a girl on a non consensual way with fizz and then use his stinky breath to fart out all his hormones in order to create a new baby made up of diarrhoea, he fucks men by the name of mike smith because his tollie looks like a half eaten boriito that went to church on a Monday morning.

oh that man is so fucked up, definitely a Tommy mcock
a man who gets sent to death sentence for masturbating on ancient historians who like to eat restickles made up from testicular cromazones from an art form of majestic penis.

by Bighonkjonk May 13, 2023

Tommy on the beat

When your name is Thomyass and you flaunt copious amounts of skill with making noise vibrations.

Yesterday, we were jamming so hard, it was like Tommy on the beat.

by ihjobbkjk January 25, 2019

Tommy

Tommy is a fucking idiot and is very stupid.

"Yo, i fucking hate Tommy!", "Yo, Dude, me too!"

by Tommyhater69_ January 24, 2024

Thumping Tommy

Specifically a phrase describing a morning erecting. Much like morning glory, morning wood.

Wow! Had a right Thumping Tommy this morning!

by Old rusty Jees May 30, 2018

tommy

A boy who is tall, secretive, hard to get, and fine asf. He's so hard to move on from, and you fall into his arms every time you encounter him.

Tommy, quiet day are you?

by thatb!jch March 12, 2022

Tommy Turtle

this guy fucks on god he does

Yo do you know Tommy Turtle the official bricked up boy he fucks on god he does.

by notcoltonongod January 27, 2022