The uncle the molested you when you were 6. He’s a pretty sweet guy but thinks you forgot about what he did. He mostly spends his time in the basement and at church. He’s anti social and has 1 friend he plays golf with (usally your dad or a friend from Highschool). Over all a pretty weird but nice-ish guy
by poKin0m July 16, 2023
My bully chasing me: "You've got nowhere to run dipshit"
My Uncle Jim: *appears*
MY bully now realizing that we are not within 50 miles of a school zone: *prepares his asshole*
My Uncle Jim: *appears*
MY bully now realizing that we are not within 50 miles of a school zone: *prepares his asshole*
by Dirty,dan January 29, 2022
Jim Spratt's disease is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects nerve cells in the anal or oral cavity depending on the contact you made with Jim Spratt. Most recipients of Jim Spratt's Disease are celebrities and singing sensations from the early 1970s. After first contact with James "aka Jim" Spratt you will initially experience the following symptoms: muscle weakness, problems with coordination, stiff muscles, loss of muscle, muscle spasms, or overactive reflexes, difficulty speaking, vocal cord spasm, or impaired voice, fatigue or feeling faint, difficulty swallowing, drooling, lack of restraint, mild cognitive impairment, severe constipation, severe unintentional weight loss, shortness of breath, or difficulty raising the foot. You will eventually succumb to some form of cancer from Jim Spratt's Disease, usually anal or oral cancer.
Farrah Fawcett died from complications of Jim Spratt's Disease.
by SgtSpratt November 18, 2017
Ah we jim fishered the crap outta that job.
There is no I team work... but there sure is a jim fucking fisher
There is no I team work... but there sure is a jim fucking fisher
by Neilbmx23 May 28, 2021
The most amazing person ever! Always finding ways to have fun and do crazy things. Will do anything to make you feel better even if it makes him look stupid and will probably embarrass you. He doesn’t care what other people think. Very loud! He always smells good. Lives life to the fullest always having fun. He always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. This is the kristian Jim I know, I would be lost without him.He is super humble,kind,intellegent person I know,So if you have Kristian Jim name Don't him,he is worth it to keep and to be your friend.
This one guy named Kristian Jim that is AMAZING!!
This one guy named Kristian Jim that is AMAZING!!
by Namshin June 09, 2021
Some people have called Jim the space cowboy others say he is the gangster of love
In the Latin community he is known as Maurice because Jim talks about the pompitous of love
Jim is also known to be a picker, a grinner, a lover and a sinner, because Jim plays his music in the sun
However, he is also a joker, a smoker, and a mid-night toker. Because of this Jim has to get his lovin' on the run.
In the Latin community he is known as Maurice because Jim talks about the pompitous of love
Jim is also known to be a picker, a grinner, a lover and a sinner, because Jim plays his music in the sun
However, he is also a joker, a smoker, and a mid-night toker. Because of this Jim has to get his lovin' on the run.
by Space Cowboy Gangsta March 31, 2022
When a goth girl wearing black lip stick kisses you all over your face, except your lips, making you look straight out of a racist comic from the Alabama newspaper.
by thuggaballz July 24, 2024