one-eyed spitting cobra

It's pretty much your mom's favorite animal. Indigenous to the trousers of the mutant and bred for its skills in sex. Usually directs its venom at the eyes when agitated.

The one-eyed spitting cobra is an endangered species. Only one is known to be left in existence.

by the mutant October 09, 2005

emptying out the spit valve

emptying out the spit valve
-verb

A. The wringing out of the testicles during the course of a rusty trombone.

B. The drinking of accumulated sweat, saliva, and/or anal discharge wrung out from the testicles during the course of a rusty trombone.

Even as Crystal was emptying out the spit valve Bobby demurred: "But Tuesday's steak night honey - why can't we go to Ponderosa?".

by TicklesMctits July 25, 2010

put mi nan on the spit

Put mi nan on the spit is the word for many man using my grandmother as a sex toy.

Yesterday i put mi nan on the spit and many guys were taking her from all the possible places.

by put mi nan on the spit August 15, 2018

Spitting Sugar Out The Butt

The offering of an insincere compliment. Lying to someone for the sake of sparing their feelings.

"I told her that her tramp-stamp made her look chaste and sophisticated. Clearly, I was just spitting sugar out the butt."

by afdone March 07, 2010

spit first shine later

A term used to describe a style of writing where you write furiously and randomly, then worry about spelling, grammar and sentence structure later.

The point is to bring out all your ideas on to the page as fast as possible and then rearrange them till they make sense.

Comes from an old concept where one spits on an old dirty object, then wipes it off resulting in a shine. First used by a blogger under the pen-name "FitJerk"

Instead of worrying about writing the perfect article, why don't you just spit first shine later?

by FitJerk July 30, 2010

spit in my pussy daddy

When a female wants some nice slimy saliva in her vagina
Or instead of lube the guy spits on her pussy to make it wet and slippery.

“It’s so dry, spit in my pussy daddy”

by Daquan daddy! May 02, 2018

clit spit

This occurs while a male is performing oral sex on a female and pulls out to put a lip full of chewing tobacco in his mouth. The object is to then spread the chew in the female vagina which would then resemble a lip full of snuff.

Jeff's sister yelled at me for spitting on the carpet so i gave her a clit spit!

by Joseph Waters July 08, 2009