Thongus

The crud between your toes.

"Ah shit man, theres some thongus on my socks"

by Guerblus February 24, 2021

Thong

According to google, a thong is a sexy pant thingy that has been given to people with big schlongs, but to me, a thong is a thing used for fucking satanic purposes. FUCK THE THONG

Mom: Hey Jimmy, wheres my thong.
Jimmy: It's in my room, but i don't reccomend wearing it.
Mom: Jimmy did you fucking cum in my thong again.
Jimmy: Yes and now i'm gonna cum in that wet ass pussy

by Cowgirl69420 March 7, 2021

Thor

When you're fucking your girlfriend and you start singing Thunder by Imagine Dragons

Thunder, feel the Thornder. Lightning in your bum bum (bum bum).

by poopSNARE January 18, 2021

Thong

1. A sexy piece of undergarment or panty which girls wear that shows lots of ass and covers up the vaginal area like a covid mask. Also a stringy panty where you can put a dollar in the band when tipping a stripper at the club.
2. A two piece rubber sandal with a horn near the biggest toe that usually irritates the females foot when walking in them all day long causing irritation fungus and hammer time to their feet.
3. The best covid face mask available that you can make yourself.

Ronnie: damn man dem thongs on that girl like n-n-nasty!!!

Brian: yeah man

Brad: hey look at those thongs did to that girls foot
Yen: I bet it hurts and is irritating

Amb: my boyfriend is gonna be so happy!!
Shellie: why?
Amb: I made him the sexiest Thong to wear to work !!

by Western Tunesmith February 8, 2021

Thong

A piece of slutty undergarment in various seductive colors that fast female wear to make men’s dick’s hard. Very thin and Lacey and rides up that thot’s backside to reveal the total ass.

I got to keep that hoe’s thong after wearing her ass out,I wear that thong with pride on my head (with the ass and the pussy part facing my nose) like a luchador and wack off.

by Assman2000 February 8, 2021

Thorbert

A very interesting person. Study and play a lot. Doesn't recognize personal space. Flirt every time he sees someone. Might seem normal from the outside but sooner or later you will finally his true self. His name contained a Thor but it doesn't mean he can produce thunder. Naturally smart, that kind of kid your parents will compare to you.

Thorbert is starting to flirt again.

by anonymous March 30, 2021

Thor

A nice guy that has powers almost beyond human understanding, he always has lots of waman that like to ride on his mega schlong, he is shapen like a bodybuilder and on his weakest he will be able to lift three tons, if youre blessed by the fact that he knows u be exstremly happy, although his name is close to thot he only make the best of hoes.

Man i wish i was more like Thor hes the greatest

by Kroeken1 April 26, 2021